From time to time, the girls would say something that was just SO funny that I had to put it in my memory bank so I could share it with the world later….I think now is a good time for one. Here’s the first of MANY.
We were driving on a long trip…I was eating some hot wings….(I have a “thang” for hot wings…)..As I was eating them, I would throw the bones out the window..(DON’T JUDGE ME!). The ensuing conversation went like this:
Kiara: That’s littering, Daddy.
Me: No it’s not. Those are biodegradable…Besides, animals eat ’em.
Kiara: Ok…What’s biodegradable?
Me: It’s dissolves down to stuff that won’t hurt anything…if an animal doesn’t eat it first.
I drove a little while when I saw a dead deer on the side of the road. My girls were kinda morbid and they liked that kind of stuff so I made sure to bring it to their attention.
Me: Look….It’s a dead deer.
Kiara: He probably choked on a chicken bone……DAD!
Did that chick REALLY just say that?!?!?