This post is Fat Ethan approved
So, by now we’ve become pretty familiar with the mischievous verbal stylings of one Ms. Kiara McDuffie. So without further adieu, here’s another.
One day, the girls were outside playing. Unbeknownst to them, they were playing in the full, unobstructed view of Sharon and her sister Sherry who were inside; sitting in front of one of the windows and enjoying the heat of the sun as it poured in. Sherry was watching them play.
Outside, something took place between the two girls to change their playful mood and Kiara, still in FULL view of her Aunt , takes a few steps back a bit from her sister……..and flips her off. Yep, she gave her the middle finger, shot her the bird, gave her the ole one finger salute.
Sherry, having witnessed the whole thing, tells Sharon about what happened and of course, Sharon calls her into the house.
The conversation, I’m told went something like this:
Sharon: Aunt Sherry said that she saw you stick your middle finger up at your sister. Did you do that?
Kiara: No Mama….I didn’t do that.
Sharon: Look Kiara, Aunt Sherry SAW you do that. You’re telling me that she didn’t see that?
Kiara: I didn’t do that, mama.
Sharon: Kiara, we were sitting right here. Aunt Sherry was looking right over there at you. Look at that window… See how we can see where you were playing? Aunt Sherry said you did this, then you did this, and then you did this and then you flipped your sister the bird. She saw everything. Now, do you want to tell me what happened?
Kiara: I didn’t do it.
Sharon: So you’re saying that Aunt Sherry didn’t see what she said she saw. Are you calling Aunt Sherry a liar?
Kiara, with the straightest of faces, and after much thought, replies simply with a shoulder shrug and says……. “ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm……….”
Did…that…chick… REALLY just say……?!?!?!?